Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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