none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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