There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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