the condom got lost in my hair
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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