i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
God I need to hump something, right now.
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