Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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