we have officially lost it.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
