wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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