The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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