All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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