If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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