Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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