im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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