Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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