Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Randomize