btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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