i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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