My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
