Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
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I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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