God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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