Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
are you so shy because you have an std?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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