Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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