yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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