Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I will pee on everything he values.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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