is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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