if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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