Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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