I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
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Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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