That's intense
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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