just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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