I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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