is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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