either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm just crazy horny about you
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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