Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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