If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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