I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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