ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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