we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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