He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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