I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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