I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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