She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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