This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You can't just leave with hair like that
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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