I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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