guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
She's not a foreskin expert like you
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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