I want to make a zoo with you.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
