In the future we'll all be gay
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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