Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
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It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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