Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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