Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?