tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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