oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Randomize
