i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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