there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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