I'm really into asian looking animals
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
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I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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