Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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