I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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