Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Gay?
German.
Pity.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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