We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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