i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
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I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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