Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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